Category Archives: Mindless B Movies

Lame plot, acting and dialogue but usually good fun. Films that alcohol was made for!

BIG ASS SPIDER! (Mike Mendez, 2013)

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Starring: Greg Grunberg, Ray Wise, Clare Kramer Genre: Sci-Fi/ Comedy/ B movie I think it is fair to say the title pretty much sums up the plot, but just in case you need more: Due to a military mix up … Continue reading

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STOLEN (Simon West, 2012)

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Starring: Nicolas Cage, Josh Lucas, Danny Huston You may like this if you like: Taken (Pierre Morel, 2008), Ransom (Ron Howard, 1996), Die Hard 4.0 (Len Wiseman, 2007) Expert bank robber Will Montgomery (Cage) is taking part in a ‘routine’ … Continue reading

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SHARKNADO (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2013)

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Starring: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid (!), John Heard You may like this if you like: Sand Sharks (Mark Atkins, 2011), Arachnoquake (Griff Furst, 2012), basically any syfy channel/Asylum cheap but enjoyable crap Warning: This review may contain blatant sarcasm! Nature … Continue reading

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ATLANTIC RIM (Jared Cohn, 2013)

Starring: Graham Greene, David Chokachi, Jackie Moore You may like this if you like: Pacific Rim (Guillermo Del Toro, 2013), Transmorphers (Leigh Scott, 2007), War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave (C. Thomas Howell, 2008) or anything by The … Continue reading

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THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS (RZA, 2012)

  Starring: RZA, Russell Crowe, Lucy Liu You may like this if you liked: Kill Bill: Vol.1 (Quentin Tarantino, 2003), Machete (Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez, 2010), Black Dynamite (Scott Sanders, 2009) Well, in 19th century China (not that that … Continue reading

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THE EXPATRIATE (Philipp Stölzl, 2012)

  Starring: Aaron Eckhart, Liana Liberato, Olga Kurylenko You may like this if you liked: The Bourne Trilogy (2002 – 2007), The Cold Light of Day (Mabrouk El Mechri, 2012), Unknown (Jaume Collet-Serra, 2011) Why so serious Aaron? This poster … Continue reading

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BURFORD BACK IN TIME: BLOOD CREEK (Joel Schumacher, 2009)

Starring: Henry Cavill, Dominic Purcell, Michael Fassbender You may like this if you liked: Outpost (Steve Barker, 2007), Dead Snow (Tommy Wirkola, 2009), Devils of War (Eli Dorsey, 2013) Originally made in 2009, but shelved and then released here straight … Continue reading

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BULLET TO THE HEAD (Walter Hill, 2012)

  Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Momoa, Sung Kang You may like this if you like: Guns, violence, grumbling or all three. Here Sly plays a veteran hit man Jimmy Bobo (a real fear inducing name isn’t it?) that is good … Continue reading

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THE LAST STAND (Kim Jee –Woon, 2013)

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Johnny Knoxville You may like this if you liked: The Expendables 2 (Simon West, 2012), A Good Day to Die Hard (John Moore, 2013), Die Hard (John McTiernan, 1988) Former LAPD narcotics officer Ray Owens … Continue reading

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VEHICLE 19 (Mukunda Michael Dewil, 2013)

Starring: Paul Walker, Naima McLean, Gys de Villiers You may like this if you liked: Carjacked (John Bonito, 2011), Running Scared (Wayne Kramer, 2006), The Fast and the Furious (Rob Cohen, 2001) Michael Woods (Walker) is a down and out … Continue reading

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