Category Archives: All Film Reviews

DRAGON CRUSADERS (Mark Atkins, 2011) viewed on 17/3/13

  Starring: Dylan Jones, Cecily Fay, Feth Greenwood You may like this if you liked: Merlin and the War of the Dragons (Mark Atkins, 2008), Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (Jack Perez, 2009), Nazis at the Centre of the Earth … Continue reading

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SLEEP TIGHT (Juame Balagueró, 2011)

Starring: Luis Tosar, Marta Etura, Alberto San Juan You may like this if you liked: Julia’s Eyes (Guillem Morales, 2010), [Rec] (Juame Balagueró and Paco Plaza, 2007), Tesis (Alejandro Amenábar, 1996) César (Tosar) lives a lonely life in an upper … Continue reading

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FRANKENWEENIE (Tim Burton, 2012) viewed on 15/3/13

  Starring: Martin Short, Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara You may like this if you liked: ParaNorman (Chris Butler and Sam Fell, 2012), The Nightmare before Christmas (Henry Selick, 1993), Corpse Bride (Tim Burton and Mike Johnson, 2005) Young Victor Frankenstien … Continue reading

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KILL KEITH (Andy Thompson, 2011)

Starring: Keith Chegwin, Marc Pickering, Susannah Fielding You may like this if you liked: Food poisoning, having an amputated limb with no anaesthetic, having a television land on your head. Keith ‘Cheggers’ Chegwin is (apparently) a national treasure, and when … Continue reading

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ST. GEORGES DAY (Frank Harper, 2012)

Starring: Frank Harper, Craig Fairbrass (obviously), Vincent Reegan, Sean Pertwee, Jamie Foreman, Ashley Walters – Hang on! I see a pattern emerging here! You may like this if you liked: The Football Factory (Nick Love, 2004), Rise of the Footsoldier … Continue reading

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LINCOLN (Steven Spielberg, 2012)

Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Tommy Lee Jones, John Hawkes You may like this if you liked: Lawrence of Arabia (David Lean, 1962), Che: Part Two (Steven Soderbergh, 2008), Downfall (Oliver Hirschbiegel, 2004) America 1865: Abraham Lincoln has just been re-elected as … Continue reading

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LE HAVRE (Aki Kaurismäki, 2011) viewed on 10/3/13

  Starring: André Wilms, Blondin Miguel, Jean-Pierre Darroussin You may like this if you liked: Night on Earth (Jim Jarmusch, 1991), The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (John Madden, 2011), The Kid with a Bike (Jean-Pierre Dardenne and Luc Dardenne, 2011). … Continue reading

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ARGO (Ben Affleck, 2012) viewed on 10/3/13

  Starring: Been Affleck, Bryan Cranston, John Goodman You may like this if you liked: The Town (Ben Affleck, 2010), Donnie Brasco (Mike Newell, 1997), Inside Man (Spike Lee, 2006) In 1979 the US embassy in Tehran, Iran is invaded … Continue reading

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SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN (Rupert Sanders, 2012) viewed on 7/3/13

  Starring: Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron You may like this if you liked: The god awful Twilight films (2008-2012), The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (Andrew Adamson, 2005), Red Riding Hood (Catherine Hardwicke, … Continue reading

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PUSHER (Luis Prieto, 2012) viewed on 6/3/13

Starring: Richard Coyle, Bronson Webb, Agyness Deyn You may like this if you liked: Pusher (Nicolas Winding Refn, 1996), Dead Man Running (Alex De Rakoff, 2009), Sexy Beast (Jonathan Glazer, 2000) Frank (Coyle) is a London drug pusher, in debt … Continue reading

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