Category Archives: Films to Avoid

I have seen them, so please take my advice and do not waste your time doing likewise!

ALMOST MARRIED (Ben Cookson, 2014)

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Starring: Emily Atack, Philip McGinley, Mark Stobbart Genre: Comedy After a wild stag do, groom to be Kyle (McGinley) learns that he has contracted an STD after having sex with a prostitute, though he remembers very little about that night. … Continue reading

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47 RONIN (Carl Rinsch, 2013)

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Starring: Keanu Reeves, Hiroyuki Sanada, Rinko Kikuchi Genre: Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy Despite being taken in by the lord of a domain by the name of Aco, Kai (Reeves) a half Japanese, half English ‘half-breed’ lives very much as an outcast, … Continue reading

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SABOTAGE (David Ayer, 2014) 2/10

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RUNNER RUNNER (Brad Furman, 2013)

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Starring: Justin Timberlake, Gemma Arterton, Ben Affleck Genre: Thriller/ Drama Because of formerly working on Wall Street, Kingston grad student Richie (Timberlake) has to fund his tuition fees himself, and to do so he uses his gambling skills to win … Continue reading

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THE HARRY HILL MOVIE (Steve Bendalack, 2013)

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Starring: Harry Hill, Julie Walters, Matt Lucas Genre: Comedy When told the news that his pet hamster Abu has a week to live, Harry and his Nan (Walters) take Abu to Blackpool to give him the best week of his … Continue reading

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THE FAMILY (Luc Besson, 2013)

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Starring: Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones Genre: Drama/ Comedy The Manzoni family, very much a New York mafia family, are forced to constantly relocate under a witness protection programme after the head of the family (De Niro) … Continue reading

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NEED FOR SPEED (Scott Waugh, 2014)

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Starring: Aaron Paul, Dominic Cooper, Imogen Poots Genre: Action/ Drama After being wrongly convicted for the manslaughter of his friend in an illegal street race, street racer Tobey Marshall (Paul) leaves prison swearing vengeance. The guilty man in question is … Continue reading

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PARANOIA (Robert Luketic, 2013)

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  Starring: Liam Hemsworth, Gary Oldman, Harrison Ford Genre: Thriller/ Drama Adam Cassidy (Hemsworth) is an entry level employee at a tech firm run by Nicolas Wyatt (Oldman), one of the world’s two leading Tech innovators and billionaires. Adam is … Continue reading

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ONE CHANCE (David Frankel, 2013)

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Starring: James Corden, Alexandra Roach, Julie Walters Genre: Comedy/ Drama Despite constant bullying at school and severe disapproval from his dad (Colm Meaney), all Paul Potts (Corden) ever wanted to do was sing, and using the unique voice he had; … Continue reading

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JACKASS PRESENTS: BAD GRANDPA (Jeff Tremaine, 2013)

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Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Jackson Nicoll, Greg Harris Genre: Comedy After the death of his wife, 86 year old Irving Zisman (Knoxville) has been given the responsibility for looking after his grandson Billy (Nicoll) after Billy’s drug addict mum has gone … Continue reading

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