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STAND UP GUYS (Fisher Stevens, 2012)

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  Starring: Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, Alan Arkin Genre: Comedy/ Drama/ Crime After serving 28 years and keeping his mouth firmly shut, Val (Pacino) is finally out of prison to be met by his lifelong best friend Doc (Walken). There … Continue reading

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AFTER EARTH (M. Night Shyamalan, 2013)

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Starring: Jaden Smith, Will Smith, Sophie Okonedo Genre: Action/Adventure/Sci-Fi One thousand years ago mankind’s destructive nature left planet earth uninhabitable, and mankind was forced to move to a new planet, Nova Prime. The fearless general Cypher Raige (Smith senior) is travelling … Continue reading

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21 AND OVER (Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, 2013)

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Starring: Miles Teller, Justin Chon, Skylar Astin Genre: Comedy (apparently) On a night before a vitally important interview, straight-A student Jeff Chang (Chon) is forced on a night out by his two old school friends (Teller and Astin) to celebrate … Continue reading

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THE BURFORD TOP 10S: THE MOST OVERRATED FILMS OF ALL TIME (THAT I HAVE SEEN)

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I cannot emphasise enough that I by no way mean that the films on this list are rubbish, unless I physically state that. These are films I often enjoyed and have many great elements to them; however I just do … Continue reading

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RUN FOR YOUR WIFE (Ray Cooney and John Luton, 2012)

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Starring: Danny Dyer, Denise Van Outen, Sarah Harding You may like this if you like: Childish humour, cringing at the deeply embarrassing actions of others, gouging your own eyes out, Danny Dyer’s ‘unique’ style of ‘acting’ Well, London cabbie John … Continue reading

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R.I.P.D. (Robert Schwentke, 2013)

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Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Bacon You may like this if you like: Men in Black (Barry Sonnenfeld, 1997), Ghostbusters (Ivan Reitman, 1984), Wild Wild West (Barry Sonnenfeld, 1999) After being murdered by his scum-bag partner (Bacon, obviously), Boston … Continue reading

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THIS IS 40 (Judd Apatow, 2012)

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Starring: Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Maude Apatow You may like this if you liked: Knocked Up (Judd Apatow, 2007), Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Nicholas Stoller, 2008), The 40 Year Old Virgin (Judd Apatow, 2005) Pete (Rudd) and Debbie (Mann) are a … Continue reading

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OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN (Antoine Fuqua, 2013)

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Starring: Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman You may like this if you like: White House Down (Roland Emmerich, 2013), Die Hard (John McTiernan, 1988), Under Siege (Andrew Davis, 1992) After a tragic accident in which he was unable to … Continue reading

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RED 2 (Dean Parisot, 2013)

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Starring: Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren You may like this if you like: Red (Robert Schwentke, 2010), A Good Day to Die Hard (John Moore, 2013), The Expendables 2 (Simon West, 2012) ‘The best never rest’? Hardly, considering they … Continue reading

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THE PURGE (James DeMonaco, 2013)

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Starring: Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Max Burkholder You may like this if you like: Straw Dogs (Rod Lurie, 2011), The Strangers (Bryan Bertino, 2008), Black Christmas (Glen Morgan, 2006) America, 2022 “a nation reborn” apparently with extremely low unemployment and … Continue reading

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