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THE BURFORD TOP 10: THE WORST FILM ACCENTS EVER

Mad, bad or just completely outrageous. This is my personal top 10 of the worst accents I have ever seen in films. Hollywood has a tendency for scoring own goals when producing films set overseas and prefers to cast a … Continue reading

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THE BURFORD TOP 10: GUILTY PLEASURES AKA THE FILMS I LOVE TO HATE

These are films that have gaping plot holes, Pierce Brosnan attempting to sing, illogical endings, terrible acting and dialogue, Pierce Brosnan attempting to sing, and sometimes not even a particularly good story but yet still we cannot help but love … Continue reading

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BULLET TO THE HEAD (Walter Hill, 2012)

  Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Momoa, Sung Kang You may like this if you like: Guns, violence, grumbling or all three. Here Sly plays a veteran hit man Jimmy Bobo (a real fear inducing name isn’t it?) that is good … Continue reading

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THE HANGOVER PART III (Todd Phillips, 2013)

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Starring: Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis You may like this if you liked: The Hangover (Todd Phillips, 2009), Due Date (Todd Phillips, 2010), Ted (Seth MacFarlane, 2012) After the death of Alan’s (Galifianakis) father, the other members of the … Continue reading

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KILLING THEM SOFTLY (Andrew Dominik, 2012)

Starring: Brad Pitt, Richard Jenkins, Ray Liotta You may like this if you liked: Pusher (Nicolas Winding Refn, 1996), Lawless (John Hillcoat, 2012), Rampart (Oren Moverman, 2011) In some really moody run down part of America during the economic crash … Continue reading

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ALEX CROSS (Rob Cohen, 2012)

Starring: Tyler Perry, Mathew Fox, Edward Burns You may like this if you liked: Jack Reacher (Christopher McQuarrie, 2012), Along Came a Spider (Lee Tamahori, 2001), Factory (Morgan O’Neill, 2012) Dr. Alex Cross (Perry) is one of Detroit’s finest detectives … Continue reading

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COMPLIANCE (Craig Zobel, 2012)

Starring: Ann Dowd, Dreama Walker, Pat Healy You may like this if you liked: Phone Booth (Joel Schumacher, 2002), Exam (Stuart Hazeldine, 2009), Fermat’s Room (Luis Piedrahita and Rodrigo Sopeña, 2007) Based on true events, Compliance tells the story of … Continue reading

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THE GRIND (Rishi Opel, 2012)

Starring: Jamie Foreman, Danny John-Jules, Zoë Tapper You may like this if you liked: Baseline (Brendon O’Loughlin, 2010), Jack Said (Lee Basannavar and Michael Tchoubouroff, 2009), Dead Man Running (Alex De Rakoff, 2009) Spoiler Alert: Any plot synopsis I write … Continue reading

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UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING (John Hyams, 2012)

Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Scott Adkins, Dolph Lungren You may like this if you liked: Universal Soldier (Roland Emmerich, 1992), Timecop (Peter Hyams, 1994), Replicant (Ringo Lam, 2001) John (Adkins) wakes from a coma after witnessing his wife and child … Continue reading

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HOLY MOTORS (Leos Carax, 2012)

Starring: Denis Lavant, Edith Scob, Eva Mendez You may like this if you liked: Synecdoche, New York (Charlie Kaufman, 2008), Lost Highway (David Lynch, 1997), O Lucky Man (Lindsay Anderson, 1973) So, we need a plot synopsis. Wish me luck! … Continue reading

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