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THE SWEENEY (Nick Love, 2012)

Starring: Ray Winstone, Ben Drew, Hayley Atwell You may like this if you liked: Taken 2 (Olivier Megaton, 2012), Outlaw (Nick Love, 2007), Harry Brown (Daniel Barber, 2009) Lead by old school style DI Jack Reegan (Winstone), the flying squad … Continue reading

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SAVAGES (Oliver Stone, 2012)

Starring: Blake Lively, Taylor Kitsch, Aaron Taylor – Johnson You may like this if you liked: U Turn (Oliver Stone, 1997), The Informers (Gregor Jordan, 2008), Layer Cake (Mathew Vaughan, 2004) On a sun drenched beach in California best friends … Continue reading

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SILENT HILL: REVELATION (Michael J. Bassett, 2012) viewed on 12/4/13

  Starring: Adelaide Clemens, Kit Harrington, Sean Bean You may like this if you liked: Silent Hill (Roger Avary, 2006), Insidious (James Wan, 2010), The Woman in Black (James Watkins, 2012) Right, well after the events of the first film, … Continue reading

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GANGSTERS, GUNS AND ZOMBIES (Matt Mitchell, 2012) – viewed on 10/4/13

Starring: Not a single name anyone would recognise, unless you knew them personally You may like this if you liked: Cockneys vs. Zombies (Matthias Hoene, 2012), Doghouse (Jake West, 2009), Shaun of the Dead (Edgar Wright, 2004) Well, not the … Continue reading

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G.I. JOE: RETALIATION (Jon M. Chu, 2013)

Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum You may like this if you liked: G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Stephen Sommers, 2009), Battleship (Peter Berg, 2012), Transformers (Michael Bay, 2007-2011) Well, for those of you (some would say lucky) people … Continue reading

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BAD ASS (Craig Moss, 2012) viewed on 28/3/13

  Starring: Danny Trejo, Charles S. Dutton, Ron Perlman You may like this if you liked: Machete (Robert Rodriguez, 2010), Hobo with a Shotgun (Jason Eisener, 2011), Taxi Driver (Martin Scorsese, 1976) Vietnam veteran Frank Vega (Trejo) has lived a … Continue reading

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SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE (Maxim Korostyshevsky, 2012)

Starring: Christian Slater, Sean Bean, Ving Rhames You may like this if you liked: The Expendables (Sylvester Stallone, 2010), The A-Team (Joe Carnahan, 2010), Cliff hanger (Renny Harlin, 1993) The term Soldiers of Fortune basically refers to billionaires who can … Continue reading

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THE BOURNE LEGACY (Tony Gilroy, 2012) viewed on 21/3/13

  Starring: Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz, Edward Norton You may like this if you liked: The Bourne Trilogy (2002-2007), Taken 2 (Olivier Megaton, 2012), Unknown (Juame Collet-Serra, 2011) The Bourne Legacy focuses on Aaron Cross (Renner) who is an agent … Continue reading

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MAXIMUM CONVICTION (Keoni Waxman, 2012)

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Starring: Steven Seagal, Steve Austin, Bren Foster You may like this if you liked: Anything involving the Shakespearean thespians mentioned above as well as Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme etc. Everyone’s favourite action granddad stars as Cross an ex CIA … Continue reading

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DRAGON CRUSADERS (Mark Atkins, 2011) viewed on 17/3/13

  Starring: Dylan Jones, Cecily Fay, Feth Greenwood You may like this if you liked: Merlin and the War of the Dragons (Mark Atkins, 2008), Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (Jack Perez, 2009), Nazis at the Centre of the Earth … Continue reading

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