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KILL KEITH (Andy Thompson, 2011)

Starring: Keith Chegwin, Marc Pickering, Susannah Fielding You may like this if you liked: Food poisoning, having an amputated limb with no anaesthetic, having a television land on your head. Keith ‘Cheggers’ Chegwin is (apparently) a national treasure, and when … Continue reading

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ST. GEORGES DAY (Frank Harper, 2012)

Starring: Frank Harper, Craig Fairbrass (obviously), Vincent Reegan, Sean Pertwee, Jamie Foreman, Ashley Walters – Hang on! I see a pattern emerging here! You may like this if you liked: The Football Factory (Nick Love, 2004), Rise of the Footsoldier … Continue reading

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PUSHER (Luis Prieto, 2012) viewed on 6/3/13

Starring: Richard Coyle, Bronson Webb, Agyness Deyn You may like this if you liked: Pusher (Nicolas Winding Refn, 1996), Dead Man Running (Alex De Rakoff, 2009), Sexy Beast (Jonathan Glazer, 2000) Frank (Coyle) is a London drug pusher, in debt … Continue reading

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RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION (Paul W.S. Anderson, 2012) viewed on 2/3/13

  Starring: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Michelle Rodriguez You may like this if you liked: Resident Evil 1-4 (2002-2010) anything loud with lots of guns. Well, everyone’s favourite skin tight leather wearing mutant zombie fighter Alice (Jovovich) has to pretty … Continue reading

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A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD (John Moore, 2013)

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Starring: Bruce Willis, Jai Courtenay, Sebastian Koch You may like this if you liked: The other Die Hard films (obviously), The Expendables 2 (Simon West, 2012), Red (Robert Schwentke, 2010) or basically anything with a lot of explosions. After John … Continue reading

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